Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The colors Duke, the colors!

Student: I was wondering if you could help me with this over here?

Me: Sure

(On the screen, is a listing of all financial aid that he has been awarded. Alternating lines are shaded blue to make it easier for students to track the individual awards across the screen.)

S: Okay so whats the difference between whats in blue and whats not?

M: There is no difference between the two, we just shade it that way so it's easier to follow.

S: Oh Okay. Now this unsubsidized loan, that's the one I don't have to pay back right?

M: No. Anything that is a loan, you will have to pay back.

S: Okay so loans I pay back, grants I don't.

M: Correct.

S: Okay so do I have to pay back this Student Grant?

M: No, its a grant you don't have to pay that back.

S: Oh oh oh ok ok. So it says here I need to act on all the awards, do they just mean the blue ones?

M: No. Ignore the blue shading, it has no affect on your financial aide.

S: Oh ok. So just accept them?

M: Yes.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Whats in a Name

Nastalgia
Zakiya
Nieshah
St Jepan
Ckody
Bijuanqa
Ultiminio
Miltonia
Timiyon
Suereesa

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

I nearly choked on the irony....

A student came into my office today and wanted to know when his financial aide was going to get to him...

Student: I need to know when my financial aide is going get to my account.

Me: Well you don't start class until the 30th, so funds will not release until that week, but they should be on your card by that Friday.

S: Man....Is there anyway to get it there sooner, I really need the money.

M: I'm sorry, but we can't release funds until class starts.

S: I don't know what I'm gonna do, I've gotta pay my bills.


I don't want you to think that I am not sympathetic to the guy, but I do hear this ten times a week and I have become somewhat desensitized to it. The reason I post this conversation is because he was wearing this:

The site I pulled this from offers free Mix Tapes for orders over $30


Monday, June 13, 2011

How dare you...

Student: I have had nothing but problems with student loans. I have a son starting school soon and there's no way I want him to get Subsidized loans.

Me: Yeah the Department of Education has really started to tighten up the rules on Title IV loans.

S: I know, its just ridiculous. I mean, you can't get them discharged through bankruptcy or anything!

M: Yeah they are really trying to reduce the amount of loans that get defaulted.

S: Its not just that, they will take it out of your Social Security.

M: If it comes to it they will. They really want students to pay back the loans they are given.

S: I know, its just so unbelievable!

M: ...


Of all the nerve. The DOE really needs to get a hold of itself. I mean come on, they're LOANS, why should student have to pay them back? I mean its not like they signed anything requiring them to repay them.