Student: (While filling out an application) Estimated graduation date? Well I plan on transferring to a University after two years, but you can earn a two degree in that time correct?
Me: Correct.
Student: (Seeing the next line asking him when he plans on transferring) Estimated transfer date? Well I don't know when I plan on transferring.
Me: Didn't you just say you planned on transferring after two years?
Student: Yeah.
(Silence)
Student: Oh okay.
Me: ...
Dude, are these all UofP-related nuggets of hilarity?
ReplyDeleteEither way, you crack me up, Guhy. Godspeed...
Not UofP but they are from the college I work at. I wish I could take more credit for the comedy, but I must defer to the student body.
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