Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The time is now...

I am not exactly what you would call a "man of action." I've only attended two rally's in my life, I've never protested anything (unless you count the time I found a discarded placard near the state capital after a heavy night of drinking) nor have I ever written a strongly worded letter. Now though, I have found an issue that is affecting about 75% of the students who walk through my office doors. No its not poverty, lack of health care or even the obvious crimes of fashion. Its something far more tragic. I am talking about the definition and application of the word "estimated."

Student - Now for this estimated graduation date, should I put like, 2011 in there?

Me - Do you plan on graduating in 2011?

S - Well, no.

M - Okay, well then you would put the year you plan on graduating.

S - Oh ok.

M - ...


As you some of you might have read, this is not the first dialog I have posted regarding the complexities of the word. These only represent a small fraction of students who struggle with the word. In the few short months that I have worked here, it has become clear there is a gaping hole in the education system. I fear that my little office is but a microcosm. I'm willing to assume that drivers here are so terrible because they are unable to estimate two car length's or what is a safe stopping distance. That perhaps the obesity levels are skewed by doctors asking patients to estimate their height and weight. How many carnival prizes have gone unclaimed because no one was sure what to do with the jar of beans?

Well no more folk's. I am taking a stand. As much as I can from my office chair.

Stay tuned...


Monday, March 28, 2011

What's in a name? Vol 2

Here is Volume 2 of my names list. Again these are all people who have come into my office. All spellings are as they appeared on their ID.

Shacasual
Miketra
Shawnquize*
Tiger
Dae'ron
Carventtia
Exalenna
Tenekee
Taiyhanee

*Would have been omitted from the list had the correct spelling, shaunquize, been used.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Think about it son

Hasn't been anything of note this week but someone snuck in right under the clock.

Student: (While filling out an application) Estimated graduation date? Well I plan on transferring to a University after two years, but you can earn a two degree in that time correct?

Me: Correct.

Student: (Seeing the next line asking him when he plans on transferring) Estimated transfer date? Well I don't know when I plan on transferring.

Me: Didn't you just say you planned on transferring after two years?

Student: Yeah.

(Silence)

Student: Oh okay.

Me: ...