It has been a while since I have had one of these goofy stories, so I hope you enjoy this one.
I had just come back stepping out of the office when the girl I work with was helping a student try to figure out why her application had been rejected. See if you can figure out why the students name didn't match her social before she can:
Girl I Work With: Ok so she has two social security cards, each with different names, which one should she use?
Me: Ma'am, what is the correct name?
Student: Well, I was married to Green, but I divorced him. Then I married Johnson, but I divorced him too.
Me: Ok, what is your legal name?
Student: Well its Johnson, but I'm changing it to my maiden name, Dingleberry.
Me: That's fine, but what is your legal name, on file with the Social Security Administration?
Student: Oh its Johnson.
Me: Ok well then you need to use that name, with your social and fill out a new application.
Student: Oh ok.
(She sits at the computer and starts filling out the application)
Student: Oh I think I figured what had happened, I used my boy friends Social to log into the FAFSA!
Me: ...
Just for you keeping track at home, that three last names, three different men, two social security numbers and one major headache.
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